- As a general rule... I do not watch movies starring Larry the Cable Guy.
- As a general rule... I do not read newspapers with red titles (international joke).
- As a general rule... I do not spend time alone with members of the opposite sex who are not my wife or daughter.
- As a general rule... I do not listen to or watch anything with Barbara Streisand.
- As a general rule... I do not vote for politicians who support Abortion Rights.
- As a general rule... I do not read magazines about celebrities.
- As a general rule... I do not agree with the positions of the ACLU.
- As a general rule... I do not read paperback books from the grocery store.
- As a general rule... I do not eat food in bed.
- As a general rule... I do not like fluorescent lights.
Does anyone else have a list of "General Rules"?
